Computer Generated Summer Jam

For today’s comic I actually did take the lyrics from 25 old and new summer pop hits and ran them through a neural network. Here are some of the best results:
  • The comin’ got the summer in the street.
  • Summer handless and I can see you what I’m a man
  • I like sex, baby, I don’t care
  • I like like a day
  • I like the summer in the summer streets
  • I like like a girl
  • I wanna be like, I wanna be like
  • I can see you wanna get screwed!
  • I don’t care
  • They’re gonna be me
  • Summer should be summer whoals
  • We’re undeniable
  • I know you want it
  • I mean screwed!
  • Maybe is so crazy in love
  • I do, hey, hey
  • Don’t touch my weave, babe
  • The grouber wanna don’t call me “honey”
  • That’s just the way you make me feel
  • Everybody get up
  • There’ll be might be trouble
  • I can’t hate she got that I don’t care
  • Don’t touch my we went on the street.
  • I love the city
  • The game’s stick in the city
  • California girls
  • (Woah) Just let ‘em talk, just let ‘em talk
  • We’re all the way on a coal
  • School’s out for checking and touch
  • I would figure my stones
  • Can’t tell me if I do, with your precious sixty?
  • Tell me more, go, yeah, he’s gonna summer with you to try
  • (Woah) Just let ‘em talk about it
  • I mean, just we can’t be like
  • You know it’s power
  • Wear of summer comes and the summer stayer greener
  • Do youtute in the rain
  • Ooh oh ooh
  • Let’s be music rase, we’re dancing
  • Came and try to blame
  • It’s a crazy, tell me our party
  • We told me all gonna get a diamond out
  • I can’t be like a girl
  • Yeah, is you
  • He always will be hoping you
  • “And are me” streets playing him good pity
  • I like screwed in your way, your insane
  • When this is no, messin’
  • I do what I lead around whry babe
  • And the bad madness the mothers
  • Even fuck ah Iqum back all your city
  • Your girl have it comes in your own into talk
  • (‘Cause I write this side)
  • Everybody get up cruel slut
  • I know you watc, ray you was “not about you
  • In the love in the sity
  • They are tell me our paradases
  • this is on, music, bass
  • You looking so crazy bro
  • California gamersie
  • A little face very page tagues
  • No welt everywhere with dirty moving
  • (I made it want on radisted baby)
  • Yeah the bender can’t true
  • Dancing if you got a good girl still me
  • Go (oh you up goes so crazy)
  • Rivenia got there lets up comin’ out that
  • There’ll know what

Computer Generated Valentine’s Cards

It’s Valentine’s Day, a holiday where demonstrations of affection become obligatory instead of voluntary. Such affection can be expressed through gifts (like red teddy bears) or acts of service (throwing out old teddy bears). But what do you do if the love language of your partner or partners are words of affirmation? You may have deep emotions, but are unable to put them into words effectively. Does this mean you should give up and buy sexually problematic candy hearts? No! I have a another idea. Like most things in this world, computers are also better than humans at love. Why would you buy a greeting card that some dude in a cubicle thought up, when you can use declarations of fondness created by a neural network that analyzed hundreds of Valentine’s Day card quotes? As a fan and spectator of love, I’ve already generated dozens of these cards and posted the best ones below. Feel free to use any of these for your significant other today. The time has come to bring a robot-like accuracy and efficiency to romantic relationships.
Additional quotes:
  1. I love you and always and married me and are made and always get to spend to be as you.
  2. I love you a beaver, but I can’t be as yours and marriul other and can be as all the day to you a beautiful to my favorite person with you. I love you and I don’t want to see you and always are the best thing that I love you. I love you and person in the love.
  3. You are loved because I love you, because you are more because for your heart.
  4. My husband and I want to say far in enjoyable.
  5. I hope you have a man better thing. You’re so great as I don’t think we are made to hold whether together as you and I could to be. you’re making a week when I can’t.
  6. Thanks for magic that that I’m the lost that celebration. Thanks for being my favorite people represioon. Happy Valentine’s Day to be loved for love!
  7. The best friends are chews you and I ask and deep chocolates
  8. You are being easy sweetest as your story.
  9. I don’t want to can’t feel like you and like the princes. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  10. You’re my love when I say Valentine and I have a life and you’re the love of the way you have a sunshine to my favourite person in my life.
  11. I love you to be the most days all the day.
  12. You stole my life and so loved to the sweetest day.
  13. You are the best thing that I can’t do.
  14. I love you and always always being the sweetest thing that could be a day to you a beautiful thing that I love you and always be as all the love of a sunshine.
  15. You are the best thing that I have a true life with you.
  16. You are the best thing that I can’t wait to make you and I don’t think of the day I think of the best one of my life.
  17. I love you as about you and sharing me to be as all to have for you!
  18. I don’t want the world together and so loved is the first of me for you.
  19. I love you at someone heart and he can celebrate on day to me.
  20. I would love you with you is only sweethearts.

Gen Con 2018 Recap

This was my first time going to Gen Con. It was overwhelming how many booths and games were in the exhibitors hall. I spent all 4 days in the hall and still feel like there were some things I didn’t get to see. I made a list of everything I was interested in, separated by whether I bought the game, demoed it or just heard an overview.


  • Everdell Collector’s Edition Worker placement game where you play as woodland creatures trying to build a city. The artwork is beautiful and the board has a giant tree in the center. I was able to get the game signed by the designer and ask him some questions after we played it Friday night. (more on that later)
  • Tower of Madness The entire week we joked about this game having a “kerplunk mechanic”. You have to roll dice to get certain numbers and if you fail you have to pull a tentacle out of a tower filled with marbles. If any marbles fall out, some of them are good, some will drive you insane and some of them will get you closer to failing the game. I like games where players can go insane and keep playing with different abilities. This game is super gimmicky but I don’t care I bought it anyway.
  • Imhotep I already love this game and I wanted to get it and the expansion but the expansion didn’t arrive in time for them to sell it. I bought the base game and a play mat and then the next day Amazon had this for half price.
  • Time’s Up Expansion A set of Time’s Up cards that were made for Dice Tower. Some of the cards have new TV shows and movies (Luke Cage, Jessica Jones) and some of the them have board game titles on them. I can’t wait to see people try to act out Gloomhaven or Terraforming Mars.


  • Gizmos This was my favorite game I demoed. It’s an engine building game similar to Splendor or Century Spice Road. You buy components of a machine which give you additional actions if you meet certain criteria. The more of these components you get you can start to string together multiple actions into one long combo, which was the most satisfying part. The game uses marbles for resources which is a fun added bonus.
  • Orbis This was a close second for my favorite game. You are buying tiles to build a pyramid and the tiles earn you more resources to buy more tiles. The tiles also have different ways of earning victory points so you are kind of building an engine and planning your end game at the same time.
  • Nusfjord This was pitched to me as a shorter version of Agricola. It’s a worker placement game where you have to gather resources to build buildings and ships so that you can get more fish to feed workers that help you build more ships. It wasn’t gimmicky or flashy but we played 3-4 rounds and I liked it a lot.
  • Expandcity City building game similar to Suburbia. I liked this game because there was very little player interaction and you got to build cute skyscrapers. I might have bought this but they were sold out on Friday.
  • Battle of the Bards A small deck building and dice building game. You play cards and roll dice to earn more cards and more dice, then trade in sets of dice to earn victory points.
  • Oliver Twist Set collection game where you play as an orphan moving around a city picking pockets. It didn’t really wow me but I thought it was enjoyable.
  • Nevermore A card drafting game that had some cool ideas.
  • Disney Villainous This was a very popular game that people wanted to demo. Unfortunately they only allowed 20 min and I didn’t even get to take a second turn. It’s an asymmetrical game where each person plays as a Disney villain with their own win condition. You have to try to complete your objective while making opponents draw cards that slow down their progress. The high amount of player interaction was a turn off for me but I’d like to play it again before I pass judgment.
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Gemstone Mining Game This is a press your luck style game where you have to pull gems from a bag but stop before you pull two black ones and lose all your progress. I liked it but there were too many cards that allowed opponents to screw up your turn.
  • Marvel Contest of Champions Battlerealm A Marvel version of a King of Tokyo style game sounds like an instant buy for me, but the demo let me down. You play as a superhero fighting other superheroes in various locations. The problem was that each hero had 3 abilities and 5 powers that you had to constantly keep track of, and each location had special conditions as well. I feel like they wanted to make it more complex than King of Tokyo but it just slows everything down too much. For example, I roll the dice and get 2 green icons, but the location ability adds 1 green icon, which should damage me, but I also have an ability that makes me safe unless 4 green icons come out. Now that I’ve figured that out I have to see which of my 5 abilities I want to do with my dice. This was one roll.
  • Grackles A quick and simple Othello type game.
  • Railroad Ink Roll dice and draw train tracks.
  • Master of Wills This is a 2 player tug of war style game. You have to pull high value people to your side of the board and away from your opponents side. I liked it but I don’t really buy 2 player games.


  • Shadows Amsterdam This was pitched to me as Codenames meets Mysterium. You play as two teams and the clue givers are using tiles with wacky pictures on them to direct their team in the right direction. I would definitely play this game.
  • Brewin USA: Taproom Takeover A small dice rolling game where you make beer and put it on tap. I might kickstart this because it looks like a fun filler game.
  • The Artemis Project A dice worker placement game similar to Alien Frontiers but without the area control.
  • Bee Lives A worker placement / tile placement game where you control a beehive. It looked complex enough that I definitely want to play it but the art style was a little too generic and kind of a turn off.
  • Hail Hydra A Marvel social deduction game similar to Donner Dinner Party. Everyone turns in a card and they get shuffled, then you see how much damage you can do to a villain. The bad guys are trying to fail the mission and good guys are trying to succeed.
  • Exodus A new Resistance game where the good guys are trying to play the most point cards in one row and the bad guys are trying to play the most points in another row.
  • Speakeasy Blues I liked the setting and artwork but didn’t get a chance to demo this game.
  • Stellar Leap You roll dice to go out and discover new planets. What I liked about this game is that you can earn resources on other people’s turns depending on what numbers they roll.
  • Dice and Dragons A roll and write game where you play as a group fighting a dragon. I might have bought this if it wasn’t a cooperative game.
  • Junk Orbit A space themed delivery game.
  • Newsspeak I’m always drawn to pink games. This one seems similar to Spyfall but with teams. The rebels are using codes to try to get their team to pick the right location and the bad guys are trying to figure out what the code is.
  • Before There Were Stars You roll dice to get word cards and then use those words to tell a story. People vote on which story they like. Seems too arbitrary compared to what I usually like but the artwork was pretty.
  • Harry Potter Codenames I’m kinda over all the picture version of Codenames by now. I don’t know if this changes the gameplay at all.


  • Oink Games The makers of Deep Sea Adventure had 4 new small games for sale. Every day I went by the booth and it was so packed I couldn’t get a demo of any of them.
  • There was some game where one person wears a sleep mask and the other people yell words at them. It seemed maddening.
  • I saw this really pretty game with a map of the USA and then I found out you had to answer trivia questions about states.

Fun With Neural Networks 4

I’ve been playing around with a neural network and AI training. Here are some funny lists I’ve come up with: Pizza Styles
  • New York Cheese pizza: in the Northeast, Marinana, and South Koreas Chicken from Some pizza in the United St. It comes a tiedly cheese and the style of the spicy is too onion-style of the style that shape a thick pizza is the sauce, on top. Petsage; and is tomato sauce, in a thick cheese of the si
  • Quattro Formaggi: the sauce sauce are particularly more of the os olives, artichokes, olives, instead of tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, artichokes, onion, (or crust)
  • Mexicana: tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, onion, (kebab)
  • New York Perius pizza: a thick pizza or ancome covers. It is sometimes too sucked onion, (fresh of pizza, and a spicy crust as a thin crust chicken being crusages a chicken pizza by the sausage of the crust. The sauce of the entire area shrimp, cheese, and Maltese style pizza and formiggi site beh
  • Calpou are particularly such as pizza (kebab sauce, mozzarella, sometimes in a thirty to cheese ham, died around the style pizza from New Jessen to in the country of the sauce, which offer toppings. The sausage of the sauce is the crust for the sauce to partner, and is too beef pizza in the New Yo
  • New York cheese, arease String pizza, St. Trenton, and pizza, Formagggriatives. It is three popular in the chicago, mozzarella, mushrooms, black crust sauce is taking a hamba pizza, tomato sauce, and was tomatoes to harb shaped and is onion, (folded)
  • Saucan pizza instead of tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, onion, goat.[22]
  • Greek pizza: a pizza in the sauce on the St. It is sorved with pizza such as pepperoni pizza, is popular in the siciusinally crust pizza that Imaginion with ham, pizza, tomato, pineapple
  • Ciaalian pizza: is a shape pizza by using to an early thin cheese of the size is the crust beef pizza tomato sauce, and toppings and toppings. It is tomato sauce, and in crust. A thirty of the sauce on the sauce olives is tomatoes a variation that intental carrots or could be tooling the connectic
  • Tom Duck tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, mozzarella, mushrooms, onion, green and toppings. The sausage is a country of the pizza and is tomatoes, and is a thick pizza pizza and is a pan olives in the crackers of the contains includes ofted in a pizza and a shaped style pizza or thin ear at th
  • Greek pizza is thin county tomato sauce, onion, sausage and originally mozzarella
  • Marinara: tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, herry onion, sauce, is the sauce and popular to deep-style thin sauce and oil of the cheese.[13]
  • South Korean style pizza sauce between using tomato sauce, indies of pizza, mozzarella, mozzarella, ham, crust sauce, green pizza, or is sauce and is olive and oily sweet of a bit and recipes where the sauce topped with the style of the sauce to crust and is a chicken tomato sauce, and the couces
  • Peperoni: the sauce tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, ham, pizza, and other pizzas are flavor in a Northeast, New Jersey issurates the Nape (fresh of tomato):[20][10][19]
  • New Jersey is the sauce on top of times distinguished and toppings in the square pizza in the Nape or and originally like a thick part of the sauce, green oven, and is a particular cheese on top. The sauce on the sauce of chewel, sauce on the square pizza is a crust. The sausage is a thick pizzas
  • Magria: tomato sauce, mozzarella, shrimps, sauce, olives, onion, and toppicings. The sauce often that is a crust to pizza and are usually sliced a pizza or particularly pizza and is from the US (around a thicker or the cheese, common and is a square pizza that are around, and is too old pizza and
  • Marinara: tomato sauce, mozzarella, ham, pineapple, mozzarella, shapes by sauce on the United St. Louis pizza is sometimes beef for the carrons of the sauce on the crust.
  • Quattro, or particularly cheeses, mozzarella, mushrooms, artichoke, pizza, pizza with pizza, and is a pizza and is sauce and toppings of the cheese, mozzarella, ham, and toppings, and toppings are crust and is tooling meat topped with thin pizza style continally the laptood tomato sauce, artichoke
  • Cargoon pizza (tomato)
  • Boomencal pizza: tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, and the cheese of the sauce on the crust. The cover pizza is a style pizza in the Northeastern from South Koreas
Bakeries in the United States
  • Collin Bakery
  • Shipley Destrict Bakery
  • Breads Bakery
  • Honey Do Bakery
  • F. Clevmental Bakery
  • Stroeme Bakery
  • Dong Shop
  • Are Bakery
  • Campbell Bakery
  • Spudders Company
  • Geruam Bakery
  • Liz Bread Company
  • Campbell Bakery
  • Baked & Foods
  • Lein Bakery
  • DeMin’s Bakery
  • Cake Bakery
  • Cookies Bakery
  • Donuts Shop
  • Cookies Company Company
MST3K Movies
  • The Deadly That Continunce
  • The Mole People
  • The Holl Strangers
  • Santo (1964 film)
  • The Side Man
  • Sime Horror
  • The Time Travelers
  • The Man Hercuence of the Leee
  • The Creatures Inkinging Havent
  • The Gamera
  • The Beast of the Moon Satan
  • Monster
  • The Sampo of the Million Manibolist
  • The Teen Creatures Who Died
  • The Giant Girls (1973 film)
  • Sampo
  • The Spider World
  • The Beast of Hercules
  • The Continner Lendered
  • The Shipped on the Moon Hollow Man
My Little Pony Characters
  • Magic Treat Candy v3
  • Triple
  • ♥Calbort
  • Crystal Ponies
  • Glory Balleria
  • ♥ Baby Boysare Conspote
  • Tabby Up, Marigold & Baby Colorance
  • Sweet Star
  • Jewel Ponies
  • ♥ Baby Ponies with Ra-La (with tiara)
  • ♥ Stoppy
  • Baby StarSong
  • Love
  • Baby Light
  • ♥ Baby Sweet Berry (UK name Princess Event)
  • Baby Sweetie Belle
  • Princess Spring Blossom
  • Toola-Roola and Ball
  • Baby Bow Delight
  • Perfectly Pearlized Belle
Taylor Swift Lyrics
  • I’m trying to fight and go
  • I wish you would, I had the best desperation
  • You can be a blank stranger (yeah!)
  • And that’s how it works
  • I had to do was (stay!)
  • I know it’s gonna messed me up (end game)
  • So you are in the party, baby, who don’t
  • Well, you got a girl at home
  • And I was there I was through the room
  • And I stare at the same, it’s gonna be alright
  • And I was like a daddy sun in the chance
  • And they was there when we were delicate
  • You don’t know what you made me do
  • They say I did something beautiful to you
  • And I like the way you were flying, talking at you all that
  • The window counting with you all that.
  • It’s like a million little girls sinks in the best day
  • Had me in the clear yet? Good
  • I see you want you, I shake it off
  • We could be a red dreams

Fun With Neural Networks 2

I’ve been playing around with a neural network and AI training. Here are some funny lists I’ve come up with: Buckethead Albums
  • Bernie Selets
  • Pitch of the Mandon
  • 31 Days Til Halloween: Bloss
  • Infinity of the Slaughterhouses
  • Pike Coat of the Twirthmen
  • The Mirror Trackway
  • Pancaum
  • Day the Deserted
  • 23 Days Til Halloween: Chickencoor
  • The Mirror Squairs
  • Pitch Mans
  • A Teet Constrictors
  • The Best Tide
  • Short of Chicken
  • Days of the Dreams
  • Hollowed Frogs
  • Drops
  • Northern Coats
  • Creaky Parprelo
  • The Slunks of the Litears
Transformers TV Characters
  • Kickstar
  • Bestlast
  • Skydive
  • Slugferget
  • Ratron
  • Slugster
  • Scourger
  • Alieche
  • Searchlick
  • Stray
  • Stray
  • Sludge
  • Steelel
  • Ratra
  • Inferno
  • Bluestraw
  • Skypraker
  • Braintwood
  • Rollbar
  • Blus
Disney Channel Original Movies
  • Chips of Revendy
  • Read the Hair Home
  • Pixel Freshing
  • Johnny Train in Airble
  • Rock High
  • Movie Miracle
  • The Old Champion Trap
  • The Read Is Staren
  • The Old Show Where It Alley
  • The Christmas Stole
  • Human the Long Moven of The Dog
  • Brink Shop Got the Famoults
  • Anne Beach 2
  • Harlees
  • The Contect to Warrando
  • Companions
  • Green Halloweever Movie
  • the Drama’s Kight Marious Bad
  • Chips the Day
  • Leaded Down!
Nobel Prize Winners
  • Martin Lamsan
  • Robert G. Einstonsin
  • James Micheles
  • Hermann Montin
  • Illar Legowa
  • Alexei Hochy
  • Donald Kartin
  • John Gard
  • Lewisi Andrack
  • John Reinholm
  • Robert G. Leontiefer
  • George Friedmin Councin
  • Richard Summen
  • Paul Thomas Allson
  • Arthur J. Manther
  • Erwin Stenath
  • Eric Modmey
  • Thomas Lelans
  • George Antak Samu
  • John Hoss

Fun With Neural Networks 3

I’ve been playing around with a neural network and AI training. Here are some funny lists I’ve come up with: Columbus Ohio Hair Salons
  • Hair Day Salon
  • The Blacker Salon
  • Salon Salon
  • Salon of Blake
  • Jane Beauty Book
  • Nailswords Hair Salon
  • Campus & Spa
  • Twin Hair Salon
  • Color Hair Salon
  • Hair tames
  • Salon Institute Color
  • Girl Lovelif Hair Salon
  • Lower Salon & Spa
  • Hair
  • Mess Hair Design
  • Salon Hair Tale
  • Stray Salons
  • J. Catual
  • Cardi Hair Design
  • Spasha’s Salon
Christopher Lee Movies
  • The Homoid of the Ring terroin
  • The Castle of the City
  • The Casteland[fue of the Devilley
  • The Girl
  • The Blood of Death
  • The Head of the Hands
  • The Return of the Devil Man
  • The House That Dracula
  • The Horrors of Blood
  • The Hunting of the Winden
  • The Casteleson
  • The City of the Blood
  • The Face of Fu Manchu
  • The Cars of Fu Manchu
  • The Crimson Mutch
  • Star Wars: The Grean of the River Morse
  • The Train Witcher
  • The Vengeance of Fu Musketeers
  • The Gream Man
  • Count of the Battle of the Ring
Beanie Babies
  • Haunt - rabbit 4083
  • Granda (Zodiac 2000 set) - snake 4080
  • Dora Wild - bear 44125
  • Retu - bear 4412
  • Hello Kitty (Easter, white pink) - 4325
  • Grandma (black lasting) - bunny 47160
  • Precider - bear 4267
  • Nip (key-clip) - bear 40147
  • Nermal tiger 41001
  • Digger (The Secret Life of Pets) - moose 41124
  • Diggy - bear 40844
  • Frelly - turtle 44049
  • Mystic (mistoc 4Star turkey) - 4102
  • Singare - cat 4007
  • Spot (2010 retail) - monkey 40433
  • Brongeo (key-clip) - dog 40773
  • Winnie - bear 46000
  • Color Me Yog Bear -bear 40598
  • Poou - lion 4116
  • Srat - bear 4604
North American Super Nintendo Games
  • Tecma: The Indiana Super Show: The Man Stars
  • Road to the Time Tonight
  • Super Corex
  • Spider-Man and the Pack Super Baseball
  • Super Baseball
  • Dragon Family Classic
  • The Indiana III: The Tribes of Carrier Hell
  • The Rocky of Operations
  • Super Game Tournament
  • Power Rangers ‘94
  • Stone Hell
  • Super Star Pockets
  • Star The Aream Pro
  • The Early Adventures of Fighter Race
  • Metal Man
  • Man 2
  • Mario’s Gooso Golf
  • Steel Tank Football
Garbage Pail Kids
  • Harry Pole
  • Barfin’ Scott
  • Russell Lase
  • Berby Buster
  • Cannilet Stream
  • Russell Cartrate
  • Spikey Marna
  • Andone Chan
  • Dana Steam
  • Crated Marry
  • Mel Rippin’
  • Dead Skip
  • Sherwood Iran
  • Jose Cleaner
  • Blasted Jose
  • Sherwood Armand
  • Patty Licked Tom
  • Sherwood Andy
  • Grower Joe
  • Heavin’ Les
OPI Nail Polish Colors
  • Serena Me & Minnie
  • I Full She We Were Don’t We Wear?
  • Star Tears
  • Suzi Shatter
  • My First Daylet
  • DS Shine
  • Star So Friends!
  • Paradence Collection – Summer
  • I Can Me A Mistic
  • Sapphire
  • I Do Loved a Brazil!
  • I Love You Carey Shore
  • Merry Chich Starly
  • Suzi Strapper
  • Suzi Skise
  • Marka Collection – Summer
  • Show Magua
  • Carbinitance Collection – Holiday
  • Maintaining Me Liquid For Mari-Me
  • DS Emotion

Fun With Neural Networks

I’ve been playing around with a neural network and AI training. Here are some funny lists I’ve come up with: D&D Monsters
  • Ricon
  • Troll Worm
  • Baster Spawn
  • Mammon
  • Giant Lord Dragon
  • Swarm of Rath
  • Arcanaloth
  • Giant Spider
  • Lemur
  • Steeder Gender
  • Elven Skeleton
  • Death Behierer
  • Chain of Kamaan
  • Giant Shadow Man
  • Forest Spider
  • Treeodon
  • Bone Tracker
  • Priest of the Wind Dragon
  • Giant Swarm
Gay Bar Names
  • Goonbolisins Bar
  • Bixe’s Room
  • Lounge
  • Barrock Saloon
  • Vultine Moon
  • Charlie’s
  • The Long Ran Event (Thursday)
  • Club Alroadle’s
  • Colors Range
  • Harrier
  • Donna Cock
  • Beach Cabaret
  • Purlown
  • Parlour
  • Oilgans
  • Heaven @ Chores and Grill
  • Hamburger Night Votes
  • Club Fornile’s
  • Elition Harry
  • Club 39
Friends Episode Titles
  • The One with the Baby Laugh
  • The One with the Football
  • The One Where Joey Dates the Friends
  • The One with the Ross and a Thankage
  • The One with the Girl
  • The One with the Joey’s Cousin
  • The One with the Babysits
  • The One with the Baby on the Party
  • The One with the Thirty Device
  • The One with the Can’t Rachel
  • The One with the Baby
  • The One with the Bakes
  • The One with the Party
  • The One with the Monkey Date
  • The One with the Firm
  • The One with the Chandler Can’t Proposal
  • The One Where Ross Has Brain
Magic the Gathering Cards
  • Kavu Aetherium
  • Windering Tide
  • Hour of Lava
  • Benali’s Strike
  • Sentinel of the Grace
  • Kned of Destiny
  • Vizier of Sun
  • Anamery of Earth
  • Healer of Might
  • Reflection
  • Wall of Bright
  • Loadcauscutter
  • Votation of Bruise
  • Kozilek’s Body
  • Lifecolevory
  • Sensor Rigger
  • Ooze of Blood Sphinx
  • Oker Sinvine
  • Living of Shadowskowled
  • Venerator Eart
2018 Westminster Dog Show Contestants
  • Pride’s Crest Grand UDX6 OGM Ter At Gunsmans
  • Water Brinkey For Our Honey
  • Wateriora’s Hot New
  • Centenraha’s Rams In Bond
  • Blue Sunine Dunkeron Vandow
  • Cameragin’ A Class Out The Cowor
  • Ell’s Top Master Golden For Me
  • Villantuma So Breekwood Fire Vr Cedaa
  • Dumberground Centernater
  • Calibro Sinding Flot Ade Baratoo
  • Red Of Witcher Of Montana
  • First Betstop Brodecrond Beat
  • Rosais Star Chance V The Galary
Broadway Musicals
  • Bette Tales
  • Are The Blonde and the Big Boys
  • My Girl With It
  • Dixiana
  • The Beggar’s Girl
  • Once American Pingherge
  • Brooklyn
  • Blue Battle and the Night
  • Afgarian in the Musical
  • Dump in the First Friend
  • America Singing in the Many Phantom
  • Beat Well of Lady
  • The Boy Park Days
  • Belle of the Rolly
  • All The Secret Band
  • Charlie
  • The Belle of the Story
  • The Grrl Happened
  • The Best More and the City
  • The Book of Blondel
Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors
  • Chocolate Cookie Core
  • Saving Burster Muds
  • Chessy®
  • Chocolate Super Crunch
  • Chestlantic
  • Chester Butter Buttar
  • Mint Almond
  • Rand Boom Core
  • Star Crunch
  • Red Crunch
  • Chocolate Fair
  • Peanut Balls
  • Trund Caramel Core
  • Cool Cookie
  • Bannii Cheesecake
  • Vanilla Food Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookiie
  • Cookies Crunch
  • Coconutterly Chocolate
  • Peanut Butter Butter Core
  • Caramel Cookie Coconut

Bitsmack is Now on Patreon

Patreon is a website where fans can subscribe and help contribute to artists they enjoy. Basically it is like Kickstarter but on an ongoing basis. I’ve been doing Bitsmack for almost 15 years now basically ad/revenue free. In fact, it costs money to host the website and renew the domain name every year. I’d like to be able to cover those costs. If you would like to help contribute to keep the webcomic running follow this link below. Subscribers get rewards such as digital books, a discussion board, livestreams and other content. Become a Patron! If you don’t want to contribute it’s totally fine too. You can continue to see the new strips every Friday like normal. The fact that anyone reads this is baffling to me. Thanks for reading!

Bitsmack Site 3.0 is Live!

If you thought Bitsmack had been abandoned you were only partially right! I’ve been working for awhile on moving the site from WordPress to a static site. I’ve been using WordPress for years but it really is overkill for a simple blog. I was tired of it getting hacked, having hundreds of spam comments a day, and constantly updating it. I am now using a static site generator called Jekyll. It is great because I’m no longer dependent on having a database and backend programming language. So what does this mean for you, the reader, if you exist? Bitsmack should load much faster now and since I am spending less time maintaining the site I will have more time to make comics. Stay tuned for some new comics and exciting updates!