AI Generated Candy Hearts

Valentine’s Day is coming up and that means it’s time to buy those chalky candy hearts that everyone hates. I was thinking though that we need some new phrases printed on those candy hearts. Since no one understands love and romance better than robots, I decided to train an AI to generate new candy heart phrases. Here are the best ones:


AI Generated Snow Plow Names

The state of Michigan posted a list of their snow plow names and with the current snow we’ve been getting I decided to train an AI to generate new snow plow names just in case we need them. Here’s a list of the best ones:

Snow Patience
Snow Scooper
Snow Clement
Marco Plow
Baby Ice Plow
Big Baby
Snowbup Plow
Snow White Like
Snow Move
Dot Winter
Buster Buster
More Snow
Snow Slayer
Snow Snow Frostin
Lore Plows
Laptop kitten
Dectortore Move
Thick Warrior
Old Clothing Express
Blades of Kurm
Jack Rock
Drunk Lorm
Frostboot Read
Stepony Storm
Soro McChair
Senior Poopar
Flake Chill
El Pit Positioner
Third Winter
Plowwar Move
Say Paga Princess
Snow Way
Prices of gieras Accommerized
Srunner spice
B. Snomas
Brings Year
Bardrian Frost

AI Fun: #1 Country Songs

Someone suggested that I run a list of top 40 Country songs. This was difficult as Billboard and other sites don’t have their lists in a format easily exported into a text file. What I ended up doing was going through the #1 country hit for every week dating back to 1947. I ended up with 1682 song titles to give us some great results.

I Want to Be My Life

The Way You Were Gonna Love Me Again

The Way It Again

The Road Tonight

I Don’t Want to Be a Little Time

The Baby Boys

I Love Me in My Heart

Somebody Still Been Anymore

Heart Love (The Good Things I Can Love You)

I Won’t Be The Stars To Be My Heart

The Way You Were Your Love

The Road Thing That Comes a Little Time

I Won’t Come In Again

I Want to Be a Long World of My Life

I Don’t Want to Go

The Way It Again

I Want to Be Loving You

I Want to Be There

What I Love You Again

What I Have to Make It of Forever

Don’t Want to Be The Shoulder

I Can Be a Little Boys

A Fool Angel Thing

The World of Woman

I’ll Think of Me

I Think I’ll Love My Love

Amazing Rock

Gone Mornin’ About You

I Don’t Believe a Man

Watch Me That Good Again

Good Love (All Colorion for My Name)

My Don’t Want to Love You

The Good Blues

The World I Can Do I the Blue

What I Love You When I’m All to Make You Meant It All Your Love

I Don’t Get When I Don’t Want to Be to Marry That

Boon’s Age in a House

Everybody Japan (Who Don’t Crazy at a Fully Doo)

Next Monkin’ on the Rain

(As You’ve Got a Brown Southern Kisses)


Put Can’t Be Waller

Love Without Eyes

City, Mama Arms of Money

Dear Happens

You Were Before

Help Come

Every Meet Like in My Heart

Hanging Walk

Highway Comes

Sure My Night

AI Fun: Hallmark Channel Original Movies

Are you looking for the perfect movie to brighten up your holidays? Just imagine what these movies might be about if a computer was in charge of writing romantic fluff. The difficult part of this list is that I think some of the ridiculous ones might be actual titles of existing Hallmark movies.

McBride: The Story of the Fashion In the Bells

Winter in Flembruy

Aroundowly Be Rid Hard

Love on the Bench

Murder End

Leed One Hope

Turfiere Christmas

Operation 101

Christmas at Christmas

Made a Woman: A Gift to Christmas

Some at Romance and Angel: The Book

Reading Pine

Murder, Sealed, Delivered: Cupid & Holly

Moonl’s Will Sether Christmas

Love on the Strand

Good Witch: A Prescription of Looks

Good Witch: Vine to Train

A Story of Miracles

Last Bride

A Bell’s With Christmas

Magic Word

Romantically Santa Santa

A Christmas March 2

The Christmas Christmas

One Winter Christmas

Christmas and Pie

A Game of Christmas

Annie Cat Christmas

The Christmas Heart

Finding Mistletoe

A Christmas Miracle

Mystery Woman: Airborn

The Santa Parade Shore

The Santa March 2

The Christmas Mountain

Angel of the Stranded

The Christmas Show Mysteries: A Darrow Mystery

A Christmas Show Mystery

The Christmas County

The Story of the Holidays

The Christmas Show Mysteries: A Day of the Best

Mystery Woman: A Story of the Holiday

The Christmas Come to Christmas

The Christmas Cookies

The Christmas Show Mysteries: A Christmas Miracle

A Christmas March 2: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery

Real Murder

The Spirit in Love

Locked: A Fakrane of Me

Bridal Spord

All I’m Love, She Bad

Mystery Woman: Christmas Stars

Swarmed in Love

Single Time of Plan

Bear- All Hoot

Days the Tree: Engament, Dear Christmas

Good Witch’s Flower

More AI Fun: Nancy Drew Titles

I’ve been stuck in bed for a couple weeks after having surgery (long story). So I decided to run some more lists through a neural network. These lists came from suggestions people made at my birthday party. The first one is Nancy Drew book titles. Based off 211 book titles here’s the the AI came up with:

The Secret of the Missing Manite

The Secret in the Showboot

The Secret in the Capital In the Missing Stars

The Riddle in the Old Crime

The Secret of the Symbol

The Mystery of the Red Stars

The Haunted Covered Mistake

The Mystery of the Ivory Candle

The Secret at the Safecracker

The Case of the Clue in the Old Forgotten

The Mystery of the Riding Stars

The Clue Clue of the Crumbling Past Lady

The Mystery at the Search for the Destoring Statue

The Case of the Old Lady

Last Live Inn

The Silver Brake

The Mystery of the Island

The Clue at Wooden Line

The Secret in the Dead Mystery

The Silver Stars

The Clue on Mostle

Mystery on Tip

The Witch Mystery

The Clue of the Dancot Mystery

The Case of the Doll Mystery

The Simous Crime World Thank

Computer Generated Summer Jam

For today’s comic I actually did take the lyrics from 25 old and new summer pop hits and ran them through a neural network. Here are some of the best results:
  • The comin’ got the summer in the street.
  • Summer handless and I can see you what I’m a man
  • I like sex, baby, I don’t care
  • I like like a day
  • I like the summer in the summer streets
  • I like like a girl
  • I wanna be like, I wanna be like
  • I can see you wanna get screwed!
  • I don’t care
  • They’re gonna be me
  • Summer should be summer whoals
  • We’re undeniable
  • I know you want it
  • I mean screwed!
  • Maybe is so crazy in love
  • I do, hey, hey
  • Don’t touch my weave, babe
  • The grouber wanna don’t call me “honey”
  • That’s just the way you make me feel
  • Everybody get up
  • There’ll be might be trouble
  • I can’t hate she got that I don’t care
  • Don’t touch my we went on the street.
  • I love the city
  • The game’s stick in the city
  • California girls
  • (Woah) Just let ‘em talk, just let ‘em talk
  • We’re all the way on a coal
  • School’s out for checking and touch
  • I would figure my stones
  • Can’t tell me if I do, with your precious sixty?
  • Tell me more, go, yeah, he’s gonna summer with you to try
  • (Woah) Just let ‘em talk about it
  • I mean, just we can’t be like
  • You know it’s power
  • Wear of summer comes and the summer stayer greener
  • Do youtute in the rain
  • Ooh oh ooh
  • Let’s be music rase, we’re dancing
  • Came and try to blame
  • It’s a crazy, tell me our party
  • We told me all gonna get a diamond out
  • I can’t be like a girl
  • Yeah, is you
  • He always will be hoping you
  • “And are me” streets playing him good pity
  • I like screwed in your way, your insane
  • When this is no, messin’
  • I do what I lead around whry babe
  • And the bad madness the mothers
  • Even fuck ah Iqum back all your city
  • Your girl have it comes in your own into talk
  • (‘Cause I write this side)
  • Everybody get up cruel slut
  • I know you watc, ray you was “not about you
  • In the love in the sity
  • They are tell me our paradases
  • this is on, music, bass
  • You looking so crazy bro
  • California gamersie
  • A little face very page tagues
  • No welt everywhere with dirty moving
  • (I made it want on radisted baby)
  • Yeah the bender can’t true
  • Dancing if you got a good girl still me
  • Go (oh you up goes so crazy)
  • Rivenia got there lets up comin’ out that
  • There’ll know what

Computer Generated Valentine’s Cards

It’s Valentine’s Day, a holiday where demonstrations of affection become obligatory instead of voluntary. Such affection can be expressed through gifts (like red teddy bears) or acts of service (throwing out old teddy bears). But what do you do if the love language of your partner or partners are words of affirmation? You may have deep emotions, but are unable to put them into words effectively. Does this mean you should give up and buy sexually problematic candy hearts? No! I have a another idea. Like most things in this world, computers are also better than humans at love. Why would you buy a greeting card that some dude in a cubicle thought up, when you can use declarations of fondness created by a neural network that analyzed hundreds of Valentine’s Day card quotes? As a fan and spectator of love, I’ve already generated dozens of these cards and posted the best ones below. Feel free to use any of these for your significant other today. The time has come to bring a robot-like accuracy and efficiency to romantic relationships.
Additional quotes:
  1. I love you and always and married me and are made and always get to spend to be as you.
  2. I love you a beaver, but I can’t be as yours and marriul other and can be as all the day to you a beautiful to my favorite person with you. I love you and I don’t want to see you and always are the best thing that I love you. I love you and person in the love.
  3. You are loved because I love you, because you are more because for your heart.
  4. My husband and I want to say far in enjoyable.
  5. I hope you have a man better thing. You’re so great as I don’t think we are made to hold whether together as you and I could to be. you’re making a week when I can’t.
  6. Thanks for magic that that I’m the lost that celebration. Thanks for being my favorite people represioon. Happy Valentine’s Day to be loved for love!
  7. The best friends are chews you and I ask and deep chocolates
  8. You are being easy sweetest as your story.
  9. I don’t want to can’t feel like you and like the princes. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  10. You’re my love when I say Valentine and I have a life and you’re the love of the way you have a sunshine to my favourite person in my life.
  11. I love you to be the most days all the day.
  12. You stole my life and so loved to the sweetest day.
  13. You are the best thing that I can’t do.
  14. I love you and always always being the sweetest thing that could be a day to you a beautiful thing that I love you and always be as all the love of a sunshine.
  15. You are the best thing that I have a true life with you.
  16. You are the best thing that I can’t wait to make you and I don’t think of the day I think of the best one of my life.
  17. I love you as about you and sharing me to be as all to have for you!
  18. I don’t want the world together and so loved is the first of me for you.
  19. I love you at someone heart and he can celebrate on day to me.
  20. I would love you with you is only sweethearts.

Gen Con 2018 Recap

This was my first time going to Gen Con. It was overwhelming how many booths and games were in the exhibitors hall. I spent all 4 days in the hall and still feel like there were some things I didn’t get to see. I made a list of everything I was interested in, separated by whether I bought the game, demoed it or just heard an overview.


  • Everdell Collector’s Edition Worker placement game where you play as woodland creatures trying to build a city. The artwork is beautiful and the board has a giant tree in the center. I was able to get the game signed by the designer and ask him some questions after we played it Friday night. (more on that later)
  • Tower of Madness The entire week we joked about this game having a “kerplunk mechanic”. You have to roll dice to get certain numbers and if you fail you have to pull a tentacle out of a tower filled with marbles. If any marbles fall out, some of them are good, some will drive you insane and some of them will get you closer to failing the game. I like games where players can go insane and keep playing with different abilities. This game is super gimmicky but I don’t care I bought it anyway.
  • Imhotep I already love this game and I wanted to get it and the expansion but the expansion didn’t arrive in time for them to sell it. I bought the base game and a play mat and then the next day Amazon had this for half price.
  • Time’s Up Expansion A set of Time’s Up cards that were made for Dice Tower. Some of the cards have new TV shows and movies (Luke Cage, Jessica Jones) and some of the them have board game titles on them. I can’t wait to see people try to act out Gloomhaven or Terraforming Mars.


  • Gizmos This was my favorite game I demoed. It’s an engine building game similar to Splendor or Century Spice Road. You buy components of a machine which give you additional actions if you meet certain criteria. The more of these components you get you can start to string together multiple actions into one long combo, which was the most satisfying part. The game uses marbles for resources which is a fun added bonus.
  • Orbis This was a close second for my favorite game. You are buying tiles to build a pyramid and the tiles earn you more resources to buy more tiles. The tiles also have different ways of earning victory points so you are kind of building an engine and planning your end game at the same time.
  • Nusfjord This was pitched to me as a shorter version of Agricola. It’s a worker placement game where you have to gather resources to build buildings and ships so that you can get more fish to feed workers that help you build more ships. It wasn’t gimmicky or flashy but we played 3-4 rounds and I liked it a lot.
  • Expandcity City building game similar to Suburbia. I liked this game because there was very little player interaction and you got to build cute skyscrapers. I might have bought this but they were sold out on Friday.
  • Battle of the Bards A small deck building and dice building game. You play cards and roll dice to earn more cards and more dice, then trade in sets of dice to earn victory points.
  • Oliver Twist Set collection game where you play as an orphan moving around a city picking pockets. It didn’t really wow me but I thought it was enjoyable.
  • Nevermore A card drafting game that had some cool ideas.
  • Disney Villainous This was a very popular game that people wanted to demo. Unfortunately they only allowed 20 min and I didn’t even get to take a second turn. It’s an asymmetrical game where each person plays as a Disney villain with their own win condition. You have to try to complete your objective while making opponents draw cards that slow down their progress. The high amount of player interaction was a turn off for me but I’d like to play it again before I pass judgment.
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Gemstone Mining Game This is a press your luck style game where you have to pull gems from a bag but stop before you pull two black ones and lose all your progress. I liked it but there were too many cards that allowed opponents to screw up your turn.
  • Marvel Contest of Champions Battlerealm A Marvel version of a King of Tokyo style game sounds like an instant buy for me, but the demo let me down. You play as a superhero fighting other superheroes in various locations. The problem was that each hero had 3 abilities and 5 powers that you had to constantly keep track of, and each location had special conditions as well. I feel like they wanted to make it more complex than King of Tokyo but it just slows everything down too much. For example, I roll the dice and get 2 green icons, but the location ability adds 1 green icon, which should damage me, but I also have an ability that makes me safe unless 4 green icons come out. Now that I’ve figured that out I have to see which of my 5 abilities I want to do with my dice. This was one roll.
  • Grackles A quick and simple Othello type game.
  • Railroad Ink Roll dice and draw train tracks.
  • Master of Wills This is a 2 player tug of war style game. You have to pull high value people to your side of the board and away from your opponents side. I liked it but I don’t really buy 2 player games.


  • Shadows Amsterdam This was pitched to me as Codenames meets Mysterium. You play as two teams and the clue givers are using tiles with wacky pictures on them to direct their team in the right direction. I would definitely play this game.
  • Brewin USA: Taproom Takeover A small dice rolling game where you make beer and put it on tap. I might kickstart this because it looks like a fun filler game.
  • The Artemis Project A dice worker placement game similar to Alien Frontiers but without the area control.
  • Bee Lives A worker placement / tile placement game where you control a beehive. It looked complex enough that I definitely want to play it but the art style was a little too generic and kind of a turn off.
  • Hail Hydra A Marvel social deduction game similar to Donner Dinner Party. Everyone turns in a card and they get shuffled, then you see how much damage you can do to a villain. The bad guys are trying to fail the mission and good guys are trying to succeed.
  • Exodus A new Resistance game where the good guys are trying to play the most point cards in one row and the bad guys are trying to play the most points in another row.
  • Speakeasy Blues I liked the setting and artwork but didn’t get a chance to demo this game.
  • Stellar Leap You roll dice to go out and discover new planets. What I liked about this game is that you can earn resources on other people’s turns depending on what numbers they roll.
  • Dice and Dragons A roll and write game where you play as a group fighting a dragon. I might have bought this if it wasn’t a cooperative game.
  • Junk Orbit A space themed delivery game.
  • Newsspeak I’m always drawn to pink games. This one seems similar to Spyfall but with teams. The rebels are using codes to try to get their team to pick the right location and the bad guys are trying to figure out what the code is.
  • Before There Were Stars You roll dice to get word cards and then use those words to tell a story. People vote on which story they like. Seems too arbitrary compared to what I usually like but the artwork was pretty.
  • Harry Potter Codenames I’m kinda over all the picture version of Codenames by now. I don’t know if this changes the gameplay at all.


  • Oink Games The makers of Deep Sea Adventure had 4 new small games for sale. Every day I went by the booth and it was so packed I couldn’t get a demo of any of them.
  • There was some game where one person wears a sleep mask and the other people yell words at them. It seemed maddening.
  • I saw this really pretty game with a map of the USA and then I found out you had to answer trivia questions about states.

Fun With Neural Networks 4

I’ve been playing around with a neural network and AI training. Here are some funny lists I’ve come up with: Pizza Styles
  • New York Cheese pizza: in the Northeast, Marinana, and South Koreas Chicken from Some pizza in the United St. It comes a tiedly cheese and the style of the spicy is too onion-style of the style that shape a thick pizza is the sauce, on top. Petsage; and is tomato sauce, in a thick cheese of the si
  • Quattro Formaggi: the sauce sauce are particularly more of the os olives, artichokes, olives, instead of tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, artichokes, onion, (or crust)
  • Mexicana: tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, onion, (kebab)
  • New York Perius pizza: a thick pizza or ancome covers. It is sometimes too sucked onion, (fresh of pizza, and a spicy crust as a thin crust chicken being crusages a chicken pizza by the sausage of the crust. The sauce of the entire area shrimp, cheese, and Maltese style pizza and formiggi site beh
  • Calpou are particularly such as pizza (kebab sauce, mozzarella, sometimes in a thirty to cheese ham, died around the style pizza from New Jessen to in the country of the sauce, which offer toppings. The sausage of the sauce is the crust for the sauce to partner, and is too beef pizza in the New Yo
  • New York cheese, arease String pizza, St. Trenton, and pizza, Formagggriatives. It is three popular in the chicago, mozzarella, mushrooms, black crust sauce is taking a hamba pizza, tomato sauce, and was tomatoes to harb shaped and is onion, (folded)
  • Saucan pizza instead of tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, onion, goat.[22]
  • Greek pizza: a pizza in the sauce on the St. It is sorved with pizza such as pepperoni pizza, is popular in the siciusinally crust pizza that Imaginion with ham, pizza, tomato, pineapple
  • Ciaalian pizza: is a shape pizza by using to an early thin cheese of the size is the crust beef pizza tomato sauce, and toppings and toppings. It is tomato sauce, and in crust. A thirty of the sauce on the sauce olives is tomatoes a variation that intental carrots or could be tooling the connectic
  • Tom Duck tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, mozzarella, mushrooms, onion, green and toppings. The sausage is a country of the pizza and is tomatoes, and is a thick pizza pizza and is a pan olives in the crackers of the contains includes ofted in a pizza and a shaped style pizza or thin ear at th
  • Greek pizza is thin county tomato sauce, onion, sausage and originally mozzarella
  • Marinara: tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, herry onion, sauce, is the sauce and popular to deep-style thin sauce and oil of the cheese.[13]
  • South Korean style pizza sauce between using tomato sauce, indies of pizza, mozzarella, mozzarella, ham, crust sauce, green pizza, or is sauce and is olive and oily sweet of a bit and recipes where the sauce topped with the style of the sauce to crust and is a chicken tomato sauce, and the couces
  • Peperoni: the sauce tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, ham, pizza, and other pizzas are flavor in a Northeast, New Jersey issurates the Nape (fresh of tomato):[20][10][19]
  • New Jersey is the sauce on top of times distinguished and toppings in the square pizza in the Nape or and originally like a thick part of the sauce, green oven, and is a particular cheese on top. The sauce on the sauce of chewel, sauce on the square pizza is a crust. The sausage is a thick pizzas
  • Magria: tomato sauce, mozzarella, shrimps, sauce, olives, onion, and toppicings. The sauce often that is a crust to pizza and are usually sliced a pizza or particularly pizza and is from the US (around a thicker or the cheese, common and is a square pizza that are around, and is too old pizza and
  • Marinara: tomato sauce, mozzarella, ham, pineapple, mozzarella, shapes by sauce on the United St. Louis pizza is sometimes beef for the carrons of the sauce on the crust.
  • Quattro, or particularly cheeses, mozzarella, mushrooms, artichoke, pizza, pizza with pizza, and is a pizza and is sauce and toppings of the cheese, mozzarella, ham, and toppings, and toppings are crust and is tooling meat topped with thin pizza style continally the laptood tomato sauce, artichoke
  • Cargoon pizza (tomato)
  • Boomencal pizza: tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, and the cheese of the sauce on the crust. The cover pizza is a style pizza in the Northeastern from South Koreas
Bakeries in the United States
  • Collin Bakery
  • Shipley Destrict Bakery
  • Breads Bakery
  • Honey Do Bakery
  • F. Clevmental Bakery
  • Stroeme Bakery
  • Dong Shop
  • Are Bakery
  • Campbell Bakery
  • Spudders Company
  • Geruam Bakery
  • Liz Bread Company
  • Campbell Bakery
  • Baked & Foods
  • Lein Bakery
  • DeMin’s Bakery
  • Cake Bakery
  • Cookies Bakery
  • Donuts Shop
  • Cookies Company Company
MST3K Movies
  • The Deadly That Continunce
  • The Mole People
  • The Holl Strangers
  • Santo (1964 film)
  • The Side Man
  • Sime Horror
  • The Time Travelers
  • The Man Hercuence of the Leee
  • The Creatures Inkinging Havent
  • The Gamera
  • The Beast of the Moon Satan
  • Monster
  • The Sampo of the Million Manibolist
  • The Teen Creatures Who Died
  • The Giant Girls (1973 film)
  • Sampo
  • The Spider World
  • The Beast of Hercules
  • The Continner Lendered
  • The Shipped on the Moon Hollow Man
My Little Pony Characters
  • Magic Treat Candy v3
  • Triple
  • ♥Calbort
  • Crystal Ponies
  • Glory Balleria
  • ♥ Baby Boysare Conspote
  • Tabby Up, Marigold & Baby Colorance
  • Sweet Star
  • Jewel Ponies
  • ♥ Baby Ponies with Ra-La (with tiara)
  • ♥ Stoppy
  • Baby StarSong
  • Love
  • Baby Light
  • ♥ Baby Sweet Berry (UK name Princess Event)
  • Baby Sweetie Belle
  • Princess Spring Blossom
  • Toola-Roola and Ball
  • Baby Bow Delight
  • Perfectly Pearlized Belle
Taylor Swift Lyrics
  • I’m trying to fight and go
  • I wish you would, I had the best desperation
  • You can be a blank stranger (yeah!)
  • And that’s how it works
  • I had to do was (stay!)
  • I know it’s gonna messed me up (end game)
  • So you are in the party, baby, who don’t
  • Well, you got a girl at home
  • And I was there I was through the room
  • And I stare at the same, it’s gonna be alright
  • And I was like a daddy sun in the chance
  • And they was there when we were delicate
  • You don’t know what you made me do
  • They say I did something beautiful to you
  • And I like the way you were flying, talking at you all that
  • The window counting with you all that.
  • It’s like a million little girls sinks in the best day
  • Had me in the clear yet? Good
  • I see you want you, I shake it off
  • We could be a red dreams