• The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Statistics | Cracked.com » This article is 80% accurate!
• R2-D2 Cake Brings Balance to the Force, Dorkiness to Wedding [Star Wars] » Why do I think the groom was a virgin when he got married?
• Shouting Heads: Bill O'Reilly Meltdown Resurfaces » Greatest video you'll see today
• Donnie Darko Sequel Coming -- Unfortunately » Worst idea ever!
• The Rocker - Trailer » Wow, Rainn Wilson rocks out
• This Hands-Free Super Mario World Level Plays Sweet, Sweet Music [Clips] » This is the most beautiful Super Mario World thing I have ever experienced
• Homeless 007 video » Funny!

• Castle Vidcons » Ok this is pretty funny.
• Your GameStop "Reservation" For GTA IV Is Meaningless [GameStop] » Does anyone NOT hate Gamestop yet?

• FC Mobile Portable NES, Because One Screen Was Once Enough [Nintendo] » A new way to play NES without emulation.
• Ghostbusters Impressions [Sierra Spring Event] » Anticipation RISING
• Assassin's Creed, I Can't Quit You [Oh Come On Goddammit] » No wonder people hate PC gaming.
• Get 'Lost' in these reader-submitted theories - USATODAY.com » LOST Theories!
• MIT Develops "Quickies": Post-it Notes For The 21st Century [Post It] » Awesome post-it technology!
• Brett Favre Is On Your Next Madden Cover [Madden Nfl 2009] » EA figured out a way to put a player on the cover of Madden without destroying their career. Congrats!
• LeaveMeAloneBox is Douglas Adams-esque in Its Simplicity [Ultimate Machine] » The practical applications for this box are numerous

• Paul Freeman Interview » Interesting interview with the bad guy from Raiders
• Microsoft Wearable Mouse Patent Should Be Named "The Surf N' Jerk" [Patents] » Sweet mouse!
• Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Get Active with Active Life Outdoor Challenge [Namco Bandai Editor's Day] » Namco is coming out with a new Power Pad for the Wii. The circle of life is complete!
• Most Unintentional Halo 3 Betrayal Falls From Sky [Media] » Ok, this video is pretty sweet

• Google Street View Enjoys Private Driveway [Google] » One family will have EXTREMELY good luck with Google Streetview
• The Service Awards Ceremony » I can't believe Poss got a raise over me!
• How To (And Not To) Pick A DVD With Your Girlfriend | The Movie Blog » Here's some important information for those of you that have significant others
• Stop David Letterman if You've Heard This One Before (Hint: You Have) » The thing is, if you're a regular Letterman watcher, would you even notice?
• Purdue's 156-Step Burger Maker Wins Rube Goldberg Contest [Rube Goldberg] » AAAAHH!! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?! THIS JUST SHOOTS YOU IN THE ARM!
• New 'Hellboy II' Trailer! » Expectations are rising
• 7 Video Game Currencies Stronger Than the US Dollar on Maxim.com : Hot Girls, Sex, Photos, Hot Videos, Sports, Movies and Music » Someone has too much time and a calculator on their hands.
• IGN Video: Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer Movie - Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer Debut (HD) » Most elaborate April Fools joke I've seen.

• Prodigy: 11-Year-Old Network Administrator Sorts Out Alabama School » So apparently an 11 year old could do Gozar's job.
• Oops: Man Uses Gun to Blow Hole in Wall for Satellite Dish, Kills Wife by Accident » Holy crap this could EASILY happen to me.
• Peripherals: UMEMD Adds 4 Memory Sticks To PSP » Now this is an accessory I would use
• Greetings, Programs!: Sweded Tron Movie Is Probably Best Sweded Movie Ever » Simply awesome
• Slashdot | Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban » A LARPing controversy near my hometown? Zounds!
• Medicine's Cutting Edge: Re-Growing Organs, The Future Is Here: Regenerative Powder, Ink Jet Heart Cells And Custom-Made Body Parts - CBS News » Anything is possible with Torgo's Executive Powder!

• Video of the Day: From Juno to Jewno » Ok I have to give props to this. If you are making a spoof of a movie and you get someone from that movie to be in it. That's pretty cool.
• YouTube - Kronoforms / 1980s Robot watch » Hey I had this exact watch as a kid

• Pontiac Ad Does Spy Hunter Oh So Right » If all commercials were this awesome I would stop fast forwarding my DVR
• YouTube - Korean Comedian For StarCraft » This is what American stand up comedy is missing, STARCRAFT.
• Futronic's FS88 Fingerprint Scanner Detects Difference Between Live, Dead Fingers [Fingerprint Scanner] » Finally people will stop cutting off my fingers to get access to my MP3 collection.

• Rock Band, Less Effective On The Street [Media] » These guys can play Rock Band ACOUSTICALLY
• in a galaxy far, far away » Compared to the original Star Wars is this far better, or far FAR better?
• New Baroque Screens Evoke Feelings [Gallery] » If it's not Baroque, don't fix it! HAHAHAHA I'm hilarious.

• Audiophile Deathmatch: Monster Cables vs. a Coat Hanger [Monster Cables] » Apparently my closet is full of MONSTER CABLES. Grawwarrararrrr.
• New 'Iron Man' Trailer Premieres! » Every movie, regardless of genre, should include a scene of someone firing a rocket and then walking away in slo mo as it explodes. It would do wonders for ROMANTIC COMEDIES.
• 'The Love Guru' Trailer! » If Jessica Alba gets into every comedy (also my pants), eventually one of them will have to be funny.
• PlayStation Eye Headtracking Requires Nothing But A Face [Playstation 3] » PS3 to Wii: COUNTER-SERVED!
• Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2 [Clips] » Ok I think this is way more hilarious than it should be.
• D&D 4th Edition Insider Screenshots » Anyone want to get D&D going again? No? I should go to hell, that's what you're saying?
• Build Your Own Bookcase Fort: Settle in for a Nerdy Siege [Architecture] » My chances with the ladies: MORE likely or LESS likely?