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<a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=295>Today’s comic</a> can not be used as a floatation device. If you couldn’t tell the last picture is supposed to be William Shatner from that old Twilight Zone episode. The picture kinda sucks, but I didn’t look very hard. You don’t feel like a real loser until you are searching the internet for pictures of Captain Kirk. Compaq, if you didn’t hate them already I’ll give you a reason. Yesterday I went out to a client site to install software on a new workstation. One of the managers got a brand new Compaq laptop. This thing was close to top of the line and running Windows XP Professional. Straight out of the box it stalls several times and takes a few minutes to start up. The reason why, all the crap programs that come preloaded. You’ve got MusicMatch, AOL, virus software, the system tray is lit up like a Christmas tree. It also appears Microsoft’s cleaner desktop idea has been thrown out the window because all these crap programs have to fling their icons out there like a monkey throwing poo. I understand that a lot of users who don’t know better install all kinds of crap on their computer, thus degrading preformance. However, the way Compaq sends out their computers doesn’t even give the user a fighting chance. My advice to anyone buying a new computer is to buy from a company that only preinstalls Windows. Your computer will run a lot better. Continue reading "Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 2"

<a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=294>Today’s comic</a> is the first part of my aeronautical escapades. Goz said the site would not become anarchy while I was gone and yet what do I find when I get back? The comics have been replaced with these disturbing moving images that involve the Village People and me placing my hand into a very provacative area of E. Honda. Anyway, I’m back and proud to bring you some classic Bitsmack comics. Toilet seat covers: sewn by Lucifer, implemented by women Saturday night I went to a co-workers house to watch game 6 of the Stanley Cup. Yeah, I know its a sport but I’m branching out. Anyway, when I try to use the restroom I find this seat cover attached to the toilet lid like a parasitic life form. What purpose does this thing serve? Do some people actually say “I think I would sit on the toilet lid more if only it were comfortable.” Hypotheses aside, I lift the lid and the seat to its full upright position in order to accomplish optimal beverage evacuation. Suddenly, the toilet seat falls, just fractions of an inch away from my Master Sword. It’s then that I realize the purpose of this porcelain infestation. This is just an elaborate scheme by women to keep the toilet seat down. Why else would these seat covers be made out of thick shag carpeting? It is time this conspiracy is brought to the light. I can only wonder what other seemingly innocent household devices are tools in the female underground revolution… Continue reading "Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 1"