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Now You’re Playing with Power

Now You’re Playing with Power
This is just a <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=307>warmup</a> for the real tribute. For those of you that don’t remember, there were a period of years when the popularity of the Atari 2600 dwindled and console gaming just wasn’t that great. Then the Nintendo Entertainment System was released. I remember playing Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda for the first time at a neighbors house and it was incredible. As I mentioned before this week marks the 20th Anniversary of when the Japanese NES (Famicom) was released. Continue reading "Now You’re Playing with Power"
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It’s me! Wario!

It’s me! Wario!
Have a <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=306>rotten day!</a> After playing Wario World for the GC I now realize Wario is not just an “evil Mario.” Wario is like the “cool Mario.” Where Mario jumps on his enemies and uses a wussy water pack, Wario punches, throws, and piledrives his enemies. Don’t get me wrong, I still think Waluigi is <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index&req=getit&lid=6>pure evil,</a> but nonetheless Wario World is a cool game. Continue reading "It’s me! Wario!"
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T3 – Judgement Day 2

T3 – Judgement Day 2
<a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=303>Today’s comic</a> is up now. Enjoy! Also the <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Game_Ratings&file=index&action=topmembers>Top Members</a> for the month of June are Randy71 and kruton6. Way to go! Lastly, the comic of the month is <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=112>Link: The College Years - The Walk of Shame.</a> You can get a t-shirt with this comic <a href=http://www.cafepress.com/bitsmack>here.</a> Buy now before it turns out I’m breaking some kind of copyright law. Continue reading "T3 – Judgement Day 2"
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That Was Quick

That Was Quick
<a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=302>Last week</a> went by quick. But now K-Dog and I are back. I’ll let K-Dog talk about the WWDC, I on the other hand had a great time at Lakeside church camp. I should be able to get the film developed and post the pictures this week. Also, today is the last day to order the <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=94>Legolas Pro Skater</a> t-shirt. I’ll announce the next <a href=http://www.cafepress.com/bitsmack>comic of the month t-shirt</a> tomorrow. Continue reading "That Was Quick"
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Honeymoon in Cyberstation

Honeymoon in Cyberstation
Read <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=297>today’s comic</a> or forever hold your peace. Last night we had another successful episode of The Bitsmack/Devryguyz Sunshine Variety Hour (BDSVH). This month’s special guest was DJParanoia from Bemanistyle.com. Their site is down right now, but they’re working on getting running again. The topic of the show was our most anticipated games shown at E3. At soon as I get the MP3 uploaded I’ll let you know. Continue reading "Honeymoon in Cyberstation"
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Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 3

Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 3
<a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=296>Today’s comic</a> is the final part of “things I thought about while I was bored on an airplane.” It’s Friday the 13th… BOO! Who decided Friday the 13th to be an unlucky day? Sure the number 13 is bad but why Friday? I’d be much more scared of a Monday the 13th, or a pissed off Wednesday the 25th. Oooooh I’m so scared of Friday, "You will be cursed with not having to work tomorrow, HA! HA! HA!"</scary voice> Uh oh, now I’ve probably pissed off Friday the 13th, but what’s he going to do abou– fnkashahlkjahlafnmajg;hejngrgsarrrrrgggghhhhh….. ………………… …………………….. …… Continue reading "Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 3"
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Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 2

Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 2
<a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=295>Today’s comic</a> can not be used as a floatation device. If you couldn’t tell the last picture is supposed to be William Shatner from that old Twilight Zone episode. The picture kinda sucks, but I didn’t look very hard. You don’t feel like a real loser until you are searching the internet for pictures of Captain Kirk. Compaq, if you didn’t hate them already I’ll give you a reason. Yesterday I went out to a client site to install software on a new workstation. One of the managers got a brand new Compaq laptop. This thing was close to top of the line and running Windows XP Professional. Straight out of the box it stalls several times and takes a few minutes to start up. The reason why, all the crap programs that come preloaded. You’ve got MusicMatch, AOL, virus software, the system tray is lit up like a Christmas tree. It also appears Microsoft’s cleaner desktop idea has been thrown out the window because all these crap programs have to fling their icons out there like a monkey throwing poo. I understand that a lot of users who don’t know better install all kinds of crap on their computer, thus degrading preformance. However, the way Compaq sends out their computers doesn’t even give the user a fighting chance. My advice to anyone buying a new computer is to buy from a company that only preinstalls Windows. Your computer will run a lot better. Continue reading "Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 2"
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Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 1

Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 1
<a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=294>Today’s comic</a> is the first part of my aeronautical escapades. Goz said the site would not become anarchy while I was gone and yet what do I find when I get back? The comics have been replaced with these disturbing moving images that involve the Village People and me placing my hand into a very provacative area of E. Honda. Anyway, I’m back and proud to bring you some classic Bitsmack comics. Toilet seat covers: sewn by Lucifer, implemented by women Saturday night I went to a co-workers house to watch game 6 of the Stanley Cup. Yeah, I know its a sport but I’m branching out. Anyway, when I try to use the restroom I find this seat cover attached to the toilet lid like a parasitic life form. What purpose does this thing serve? Do some people actually say “I think I would sit on the toilet lid more if only it were comfortable.” Hypotheses aside, I lift the lid and the seat to its full upright position in order to accomplish optimal beverage evacuation. Suddenly, the toilet seat falls, just fractions of an inch away from my Master Sword. It’s then that I realize the purpose of this porcelain infestation. This is just an elaborate scheme by women to keep the toilet seat down. Why else would these seat covers be made out of thick shag carpeting? It is time this conspiracy is brought to the light. I can only wonder what other seemingly innocent household devices are tools in the female underground revolution… Continue reading "Leavin on a Jet Plane – Part 1"