Can you hold, I’ve got Pac-Man on the other line

I got a new <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=118>cell phone.</a> Sure I’ve had a cell phone for a few years but the ones I’ve had were cheap and weren’t worth carrying around because they wouldn’t stay charged or I’d a lose the signal. However, since the company was paying for this new cell phone I decided to get a good one. It has a color screen, voicemail, callerid and you can download games, pictures, screensavers, ringers, all kinds of crap. I’m hoping to download some better games than the ones included. The first one is a demo of a car racing game that is sluggish and boring. The second is Space Invaders, but it is also slow. The third is Monkey Ball. Keep in mind I wasn’t expecting it to be as good as the Gamecube version or even the Game Boy Advance version, but it still isn’t that great. I think it’s the fact you have to control your monkey with a button the size of a tic tac that brings this game down. I just don’t think action games work well on a cell phone.