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Shh… you had me at "you slaughtered the children"

Shh… you had me at "you slaughtered the children"
Warning: <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=81>obligatory Star Wars spoof</a> ahead. Ok, so a group of us were watching Episode II on DVD last weekend and we couldn’t help notice that Amidala falls in love with Anakin, a total psycho. You might be wondering why I didn’t notice this the first time I saw the movie. The first time I was so mesmerized that I left the theater spouting “Yoda… with the lightsaber… and the jumping… how? … … cool.” Anyway, there was another DDR tournament in Findlay Saturday. This time there was a much better turnout. Kruton got second. I didn’t compete. However, I did get pictures and they have been posted in the Photo Gallery. Well, I’m going back to my game of Vice City. Then tomorrow, the highly anticipated Metroid Prime is released. Continue reading "Shh… you had me at "you slaughtered the children""
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Good thing his pants stayed on

Good thing his pants stayed on
The idea for <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=79>today’s comic</a> came from <a href=user.php?op=userinfo&uname=CowboySpike1624>CowboySpike1624.</a> Remember, you can send your own comics or comic ideas to <a href=mailto:[email protected]>[email protected]</a>. I take the good ideas and turn them into comics. The bad ideas I send to ABC so that they can turn them into crappy sitcoms. Continue reading "Good thing his pants stayed on"
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This job would be great if it weren’t for the customers

This job would be great if it weren’t for the customers
<a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=78>Today’s comic</a> is a true story. If you are wondering what I am singing in the comic you have to check out <a href=http://www.homestarrunner.com>Homestar Runner.</a> I know there are hundreds of cartoons on the web but I don’t normally search them out. Kruton and CoachDave showed me this site and it is hilarious. Continue reading "This job would be great if it weren’t for the customers"
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Hack the Halls

Hack the Halls
It seems like people get ready for Christmas earlier every year. <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=77>This comic</a> isn’t helping anything. There are a lot of cool events coming up: Thanksgiving, my birthday, Graduation, and Christmas. But what’s going on right now? Uh… well, I guess there’s… uh, stuff… and people… … things… with the doing. Crap. Continue reading "Hack the Halls"
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It’s Smurftastic!

It’s Smurftastic!
Hey, I’d watch <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=76>this.</a> Well you know how the old saying goes: “A watched mailbox is never filled with the Drummania game I ordered almost 2 weeks ago.” It’s not a good saying, but it applies to me now. In the meantime I’ve been playing the heck out of DDRMAX. I only have Drop the Bomb left to unlock. Continue reading "It’s Smurftastic!"
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Why are we walking like this?

Why are we walking like this?
A lot more has happened to us than just <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=75>today’s comic.</a> Sometimes I have a lot of good ideas for comics. Other days are like today. That’s why I’m starting a new contest. It’s called the “so you think you can do better” comic contest. All through the month of November I am accepting submissions for comics. You can use my characters or use your own characters. The only restriction is that the comics must be funny. Send your comic to <a href=mailto:[email protected]>[email protected]</a> Have fun! Continue reading "Why are we walking like this?"
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Guest Comic for Dunn Boyz

Guest Comic for Dunn Boyz
<a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=74>Today’s comic</a> is a guest comic I did for <a href=http://dunnboyz.keenspace.com>Dunn Boyz.</a> He did a comic for this site awhile back. You should check out his comic because it’s funny and so you’ll at least know who the characters are and stuff. I just got through a marathon session of DDR and now I’m tired. More to come after sleep. Continue reading "Guest Comic for Dunn Boyz"
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Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to hurt me?
If you haven’t heard <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=73>Vice City</a> is fun. So I head down to my local Software Etc. but alas DDRMAX was not out yet. They should have it when I go back today. I played a little bit of Vice City and it does seem like there are a lot of improvements over GTA3. After I drove around, smashed things and killed people I started to get bored. Then kruton told me there are missions you can do. This perplexed me so I decided to sleep. Continue reading "Do you really want to hurt me?"
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Gerkin’s Revenge – Part 5

Gerkin’s Revenge – Part 5
The stunts in <a href=modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=72>today’s comic</a> were performed by cartoon characters. Please try this at home. So Friday night we went and saw Jackass the movie. Basically it was just like the TV show except with more gross stuff that they couldn’t show on TV. What does it say about the movie industry when a guy shooting bottle rockets out his butt is the funniest movie I’ve seen this year? 4 out of 5 stars. Saturday I got to see The Ring. It was somewhat interesting but not scary at all. It was boring enough that I wouldn’t want to sit through it again. 2 out of 5 stars. Friday I also got an email from RedOctane saying my Drummania Drum Set should be here in 2-4 weeks. The countdown is on! 26 days remaining. Continue reading "Gerkin’s Revenge – Part 5"