Computer Generated Summer Jam

For today’s comic I actually did take the lyrics from 25 old and new summer pop hits and ran them through a neural network. Here are some of the best results:
  • The comin’ got the summer in the street.
  • Summer handless and I can see you what I’m a man
  • I like sex, baby, I don’t care
  • I like like a day
  • I like the summer in the summer streets
  • I like like a girl
  • I wanna be like, I wanna be like
  • I can see you wanna get screwed!
  • I don’t care
  • They’re gonna be me
  • Summer should be summer whoals
  • We’re undeniable
  • I know you want it
  • I mean screwed!
  • Maybe is so crazy in love
  • I do, hey, hey
  • Don’t touch my weave, babe
  • The grouber wanna don’t call me “honey”
  • That’s just the way you make me feel
  • Everybody get up
  • There’ll be might be trouble
  • I can’t hate she got that I don’t care
  • Don’t touch my we went on the street.
  • I love the city
  • The game’s stick in the city
  • California girls
  • (Woah) Just let ‘em talk, just let ‘em talk
  • We’re all the way on a coal
  • School’s out for checking and touch
  • I would figure my stones
  • Can’t tell me if I do, with your precious sixty?
  • Tell me more, go, yeah, he’s gonna summer with you to try
  • (Woah) Just let ‘em talk about it
  • I mean, just we can’t be like
  • You know it’s power
  • Wear of summer comes and the summer stayer greener
  • Do youtute in the rain
  • Ooh oh ooh
  • Let’s be music rase, we’re dancing
  • Came and try to blame
  • It’s a crazy, tell me our party
  • We told me all gonna get a diamond out
  • I can’t be like a girl
  • Yeah, is you
  • He always will be hoping you
  • “And are me” streets playing him good pity
  • I like screwed in your way, your insane
  • When this is no, messin’
  • I do what I lead around whry babe
  • And the bad madness the mothers
  • Even fuck ah Iqum back all your city
  • Your girl have it comes in your own into talk
  • (‘Cause I write this side)
  • Everybody get up cruel slut
  • I know you watc, ray you was “not about you
  • In the love in the sity
  • They are tell me our paradases
  • this is on, music, bass
  • You looking so crazy bro
  • California gamersie
  • A little face very page tagues
  • No welt everywhere with dirty moving
  • (I made it want on radisted baby)
  • Yeah the bender can’t true
  • Dancing if you got a good girl still me
  • Go (oh you up goes so crazy)
  • Rivenia got there lets up comin’ out that
  • There’ll know what

Computer Generated Valentine’s Cards

It’s Valentine’s Day, a holiday where demonstrations of affection become obligatory instead of voluntary. Such affection can be expressed through gifts (like red teddy bears) or acts of service (throwing out old teddy bears). But what do you do if the love language of your partner or partners are words of affirmation? You may have deep emotions, but are unable to put them into words effectively. Does this mean you should give up and buy sexually problematic candy hearts? No! I have a another idea. Like most things in this world, computers are also better than humans at love. Why would you buy a greeting card that some dude in a cubicle thought up, when you can use declarations of fondness created by a neural network that analyzed hundreds of Valentine’s Day card quotes? As a fan and spectator of love, I’ve already generated dozens of these cards and posted the best ones below. Feel free to use any of these for your significant other today. The time has come to bring a robot-like accuracy and efficiency to romantic relationships.
Additional quotes:
  1. I love you and always and married me and are made and always get to spend to be as you.
  2. I love you a beaver, but I can’t be as yours and marriul other and can be as all the day to you a beautiful to my favorite person with you. I love you and I don’t want to see you and always are the best thing that I love you. I love you and person in the love.
  3. You are loved because I love you, because you are more because for your heart.
  4. My husband and I want to say far in enjoyable.
  5. I hope you have a man better thing. You’re so great as I don’t think we are made to hold whether together as you and I could to be. you’re making a week when I can’t.
  6. Thanks for magic that that I’m the lost that celebration. Thanks for being my favorite people represioon. Happy Valentine’s Day to be loved for love!
  7. The best friends are chews you and I ask and deep chocolates
  8. You are being easy sweetest as your story.
  9. I don’t want to can’t feel like you and like the princes. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  10. You’re my love when I say Valentine and I have a life and you’re the love of the way you have a sunshine to my favourite person in my life.
  11. I love you to be the most days all the day.
  12. You stole my life and so loved to the sweetest day.
  13. You are the best thing that I can’t do.
  14. I love you and always always being the sweetest thing that could be a day to you a beautiful thing that I love you and always be as all the love of a sunshine.
  15. You are the best thing that I have a true life with you.
  16. You are the best thing that I can’t wait to make you and I don’t think of the day I think of the best one of my life.
  17. I love you as about you and sharing me to be as all to have for you!
  18. I don’t want the world together and so loved is the first of me for you.
  19. I love you at someone heart and he can celebrate on day to me.
  20. I would love you with you is only sweethearts.