No News is Good News

It’s time for a Bitsmack “Choose your own adventure”. It’s 4am and you are awaken by a pounding at the front door, followed by indistinguishable yelling by a man and a woman. Do you:

a. Open the door to see what they want.
b. Call the cops.
c. Stay in bed and hope the whole thing blows over.

If you chose C then you and I think alike. I found out by my neighbor this morning that the guy banging at the door had got stabbed over by the railroad tracks near my condo. I am pretty sure he doesn’t live in my neighborhood. In retrospect I probably should have called the cops, but somebody had already done that and they arrived pretty quickly.

And of course it gave me an idea for a comic…



4 Responses to “No News is Good News”

  1. Craig Says:

    Yep… gotta love option “C”. :)

  2. Heather Says:

    Hey! Kenton has crime! Don’t forget extreme cases of loitering, curfew violations, and truancy!

  3. Heather Says:

    I move into an area and the stabbings begin… how odd…

  4. East_McDuck Says:

    does that mean you’re doing the stabbing?

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