The Bitsmack Effect - Part 2
There you go, one week of comics.
Inspiration
Last weekend I got to see Brad from DevryGuyz beat Megaman X in 1 hour 30 min. Not only does he beat the game but he gets every single weapon, item and secret. It was amazing. So when I got home I looked for a game I could beat. I found Ducktales for the NES. The first couple times I played I died a lot, but now I can beat it on normal in 21 min. I’m not done yet though because I know of a couple of ways I can cutoff some time, and I did die twice. Is there any game you can beat over and over again? Post about it.
January 30th, 2004 at 8:10 am
I can’t think of any game that I can beat over and over because real men play games that can’t be beat!
January 30th, 2004 at 9:36 am
Real men play Everquest? That cant be right
January 30th, 2004 at 10:42 am
Well, the number of times I’ve beat Ocarina of Time should scare just about anyone, once you think about how long that game actually is…
Oh, and I have beat Earthbound maybe even more times than I have Ocarina…yeah, probably…
January 30th, 2004 at 12:19 pm
So you’re saying real men suck at video games?
January 31st, 2004 at 11:27 am
Nah, I’m talking about Kaboom!, Freeway Indy 500, Warlords, etc. Real men only need one axis on their controller and 2 dimensions.
January 31st, 2004 at 11:28 am
At least I’ve beaten Conkers!
January 31st, 2004 at 11:30 am
And we’ve missed the big problem with this post. That RC actually sat there for an hour and a half watching Brad play a game. Time for a life?
January 31st, 2004 at 7:40 pm
I beat Ninja Gaiden and Ninja Gaiden II pretty fast. These games are pretty hard too and my top times are 30min for NG and 45min for NG2.
This weekend I beat NG in 34min infront of a few people… so I guess that is my ‘current’ offical record
Oh well… shouldn’t have died so many times 
February 2nd, 2004 at 3:05 am
Correction: I made it through in 19min tonight
Beatin the record and smashin it in one night 
Next… not losing a life (ugh)
February 2nd, 2004 at 11:19 am
Man I’m beginning to wonder if any of my friends really have lives?? I mean at least Wheeler isn’t time trialing Zelda or anything… Maybe Goz should try and time trial River Raid….