Do I need to tell you there is a new comic today? I’m tired of thinking up things to put in this area so you’ll just have to know there’s a new comic Mon, Wed and Fri.
Anyway, today’s comic is ripped straight from my life. I was in McDonalds yesterday morning and there was a kid crying cause he wanted a toy. I know nothing about kids but he appeared to be between the ages of 3 and 15. What struck me as funny is not just that the kid cried out like a bad child actor in an 80s sitcom, it was that he wanted a happy meal when they weren’t even serving lunch yet. Granted he wasn’t that old, but he should have been old enough to realize you can’t get toys at breakfast. Of course if that was true he would also be too old to cry about wanting a toy.
Today’s comic is dedicated to Goz and his wife who are expecting their first offspring. We’ll be watching his/her career with great interest.
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Uncle admin, welcome to the joys of children!
A kid crying about a toy? Puh-lease. That’s as profound and insightful an observation as "Fire is hot."
My own kid, not yet quite two years old, cries at every little thing. I’ve gathered from other parents that the "terrible twos" are filled with crying, and are surpassed only by the "terrible threes".
Oh, by the way, I hope you find a way to get the comics back on to the "Bitsmack 4000" thread. I’ve really enjoyed them. I would suggest you use a dramatic literary technique called /deus ex machina/ to get the ’smackers back to the future.
Bitsmack 4000 will return from time to time as a spinoff. All I have to do is come up with some wacky characters for the future.
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