Metal Gear Santa

How does Santa deliver all those presents <a href=https://www.bitsmack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Comics&file=index&action=comic&id=432>without being detected?</a> I can’t believe Christmas is less than two weeks away and I haven’t bought a single present or put up any decorations. I thought that time would slow down once I got out of college but I think the years just go by faster. Next month it will be two years that I’ve lived in Columbus. Wow.